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vlmarq:

srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

Lmaoooooooo!

(via flyktsodan)

h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

(via flyktsodan)

meladoodle:

i’m just gonna go ahead and say it… 101 dalmatians is far too many dalmatians

(via flyktsodan)

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

(via flyktsodan)

commisure:

i dont know whats emptier, my bank account or my love life

(via lynchpinofnonsense)